You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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