I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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