we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Randomize