For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You are a genius and a whore.
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