Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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