why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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