I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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