All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
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