Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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