i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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