ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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