are you still at the devil's house?
My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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