she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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