talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Damn victory sex feels great
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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