I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
