oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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