Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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