i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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