I must be too annoying 4 u.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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