If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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