I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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