i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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