yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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