What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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