He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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