Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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