White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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