Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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