I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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