Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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