I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
His nipple licking is glorious
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