is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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