he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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