Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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