She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
