I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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