yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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