I can text with my tongue
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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