He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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