we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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