omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
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