google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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