12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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