Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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