one two three fourrrrnication!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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