So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
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Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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