I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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