butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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