the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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