just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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