he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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