She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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