Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
high people should be assigned attendants
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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