using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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