I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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