Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
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