you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
did you just send me my own nude
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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