it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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