"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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