I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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